英語笑話故事帶翻譯：最棒的禮物

　　There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.

　　Son 1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.

　　Son 2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval.

　　Son 3 had to do something even better, so he bought her a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.

　　Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and really don't like the chauffeur, so please return the car."

　　Next, she went to Son 3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

　　從前有一個近乎失明的小老太，她有三個兒子，每一個都想向母親證明自己對她最好。

　　第一個兒子為她買下一棟有15個房間的大屋，他覺得這是對母親最好的孝順方式，其他兄弟都比不上。

　　二兒子為她買了一輛漂亮的奔馳，還配了個司機。他也覺得他一定會贏了。

　　老三為母親買了一只鸚鵡。這只鸚鵡接受了15年的訓練，能一字不落地背誦整部圣經，并且不論你問他什么，他都能從圣經里原句引出。

　　這位老太太對他的第一個兒子說：“孩子，你買的房子很棒。但是它太大了，我只能睡一間屋，還要花時間去 打理剩下的房間，謝謝你，但我實在不需要它。”接著她對二兒子說：“你的車也很好，再不能找到比那更棒的車了，但我不會開車，也不喜歡那個司機，所以你把它拿去推了吧!”

　　最后，她對她的小兒子說：“孩子，我要感謝你最棒的禮物!那只雞實在是美味啊!”