幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯
幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事帶翻譯
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幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事1：
There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago." So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now." So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."
晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問(wèn)他：“我聽(tīng)說(shuō)你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎?”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說(shuō)：“不過(guò)你們幾個(gè)禮拜以前不是已經(jīng)請(qǐng)到一個(gè)人了嗎?” 銀行家說(shuō)：“我們確實(shí)是雇用了一個(gè)人，而我們現(xiàn)在就是在找這個(gè)人。” 那個(gè)友人說(shuō)：“你說(shuō)說(shuō)看他長(zhǎng)什么樣子?”銀行家回答：“他是五尺(無(wú)恥)之士，身長(zhǎng)(藏)十萬(wàn)。”
幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事2：
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “0 dollars!”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
有個(gè)人打電話給律師，問(wèn)道：“你回答三個(gè)問(wèn)題的收費(fèi)是多少錢(qián)?」律師回答說(shuō)：「四百美元。”
這個(gè)人說(shuō)：“這要不少錢(qián)，不是嗎?”
律師回答說(shuō)：“我想是吧!你的第三個(gè)問(wèn)題是什么?”
幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事3：
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾馳，飛奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
"That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.
"Well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一位農(nóng)夫在犁田時(shí)，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮(zhèn)，載了一位醫(yī)生回來(lái)。一個(gè)朋友看到后便夸贊說(shuō)：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”
農(nóng)夫說(shuō)：“也沒(méi)有你想的那么聰明啦!它帶來(lái)的是一位獸醫(yī)!”
幽默趣味英語(yǔ)故事4：
Proctor (exceedingly angry):"So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
Sophomore (meekly):"The right leg, sir."
學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣)：“現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
二年級(jí)學(xué)生(恭順地)：“右腿，先生。”
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