兒童幽默英語(yǔ)笑話
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兒童幽默英語(yǔ)笑話1：
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。
她的老師說(shuō)：“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物，可它的嗓子非常小。”
那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)約拿(一位西伯來(lái)先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。
她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說(shuō)：“從身體構(gòu)造角度來(lái)講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。”
那個(gè)小女孩說(shuō)：“那等我到了天堂，就去問(wèn)問(wèn)約拿。”
她的老師問(wèn)：“那么，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”
那個(gè)小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問(wèn)他。”
兒童幽默英語(yǔ)笑話2：
A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them.
When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so.
When the boy heard it, he said, "You abandoned creatures, how can you find heart to whistle when your houses are burning?"
一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下少年到處尋找蝸牛，當(dāng)他雙手都塞滿了蝸牛后，就準(zhǔn)備點(diǎn)火烤著吃。
火點(diǎn)著了，蝸牛也開始感覺到熱了，他們紛紛退向堅(jiān)殼的深處，同時(shí)還發(fā)出“咝咝”的噪音。
男孩子聽到了蝸牛發(fā)出的噓聲，便說(shuō)：“你們這些連命都快沒有的家伙，怎么還能有心情在窩里著火時(shí)吹口哨呢?”
兒童幽默英語(yǔ)笑話3：
After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was fairy godmother. "Make three wishes." She told me, "and I'll grant them." I first asked world peace. She swung her wand and proclaimed my request fulfilled. My next wish was to cure all the sick children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, she obliged. Since I am a somewhat large woman, my third wish was not a surprise. "I wish to have a trim figure again," I announced. My 'fairy godmother' started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.
看了《灰姑娘》的電影后，我那5歲的女兒開始用玩具風(fēng)車當(dāng)墨棍，扮演起童話中的教母來(lái)。“許下三個(gè)愿望吧，”她對(duì)我說(shuō)：“我會(huì)讓你如愿以償?shù)摹?rdquo; 我先是許下了世界和平的愿望，她搖晃這魔術(shù)棍，然后對(duì)我說(shuō)祈求如愿了。 我的下一個(gè)愿望是讓所有生病的兒童都康復(fù)，她像上次那樣搖晃著魔術(shù)棍，然后讓我說(shuō)出最后一個(gè)愿望。因?yàn)槲椰F(xiàn)在發(fā)了福，所以我的第三個(gè)愿望也是不足為奇的。“我希望我能重新有個(gè)苗條的身材。” 我那童話教母開始用力的搖晃著她的魔術(shù)棍，嘴上還振振有詞的說(shuō)：“要想實(shí)現(xiàn)這個(gè)愿望我的需要更大的魔力。”
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