簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選
笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選，歡迎大家閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選1：
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
一名藝術(shù)家問(wèn)畫(huà)廊老板，最近有沒(méi)有人對(duì)他展出的畫(huà)感興趣。“這有好消息和壞消息，”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨詢你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的畫(huà)會(huì)不會(huì)升值。我告訴他你的畫(huà)會(huì)升值，他就把你的15幅畫(huà)全都買(mǎi)走了。”
“真是太好了”，藝術(shù)家是喜形于色，“那壞消息是什么?”帶著關(guān)心的口吻，畫(huà)廊老板回答，“買(mǎi)畫(huà)的人是你的醫(yī)生”。
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選2：
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
Tom早上老起不來(lái)，所以上班總是遲到。他的老板非常生氣，警告他如果他不能有所改善的話就炒他的魷魚(yú)。于是，Tom去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給了他一顆藥丸并告訴他要在睡覺(jué)前服下這顆藥。Tom照醫(yī)生的話做了，睡得非常之好，事實(shí)上，他在早上鬧鐘響之前就起來(lái)了。Tom從容不迫地吃完早餐，然后興高采烈地開(kāi)車(chē)上班去了。
“老板”，Tom說(shuō)，“那藥真管用，我的睡眠好極了!”
“是夠管用的，”老板說(shuō)，“問(wèn)題是，昨天你人哪去了”?
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選3：
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
一個(gè)家伙正在看報(bào)紙，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問(wèn)道：“這是為什么?”她說(shuō)：“我在你口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了一張寫(xiě)有‘Betty Sue’的紙條。”他說(shuō)：“哎呀，親愛(ài)的，‘Betty Sue’是我賭的那匹馬的名字。”她聳了聳肩，走了。 三天后他正在看報(bào)紙，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問(wèn)：“這又是為什么?”她答道：“你的馬打電話來(lái)了。”
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選4：
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
Tom早上老起不來(lái)，所以上班總是遲到。他的老板非常生氣，警告他如果他不能有所改善的話就炒他的魷魚(yú)。于是，Tom去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給了他一顆藥丸并告訴他要在睡覺(jué)前服下這顆藥。Tom照醫(yī)生的話做了，睡得非常之好，事實(shí)上，他在早上鬧鐘響之前就起來(lái)了。Tom從容不迫地吃完早餐，然后興高采烈地開(kāi)車(chē)上班去了。
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)故事精選相關(guān)文章：
3.精選寓言故事欣賞