兒童趣味英語笑話

時(shí)間：2016-02-17 13:52:56 焯杰674由分享

　　“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)韮和の队⒄Z笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　兒童趣味英語笑話：過敏性反應(yīng)

　　A political speaker was annoyed by a man in the audience. The man coughed and sneezed and blew his nose almost constantly.

　　Finally the speaker was unable to stand it. He very politely said to the man: "You are having so much discomfort. If you go out to the open air, it might be good for your cold."

　　The man replied: "I haven't any cold. I'm just allergic to lies."

　　一位政治演說家被聽眾中的一個(gè)人煩擾得非常惱火。這個(gè)人幾乎不停地咳嗽、打噴嚏、擼鼻子。

　　最后演說家忍不住了，他很客氣地對這個(gè)人說：“你感到這么難受，如果到戶外去，可能對你的感冒有好處。”

　　這個(gè)人回答說：“我沒有什么感冒。我只是聽到有人撒謊就過敏。”

　　兒童趣味英語笑話：想到一個(gè)主意

　　The speaker found some people leaving the building during the meeting.

　　He was annoyed. Then he had an idea. When someone else started out, the called out to the man:" Wait a minute, I’ll go with you to see what is on the outside, It must be more interesting than what is going on here."

　　會(huì)議上發(fā)言人發(fā)現(xiàn)有人離開會(huì)場。

　　他感到很惱火，就想出了一個(gè)主意。當(dāng)有人離開時(shí)，他大聲叫住那個(gè)人說：“等一下，我要和你一起去看看外面有什么活動(dòng)，那一定比這里的更有意思。”

　　兒童趣味英語笑話：準(zhǔn)確的報(bào)道

　　An editor stuck up a notice above his desk. It read, "Accuracy! Accuracy! Accuracy!" and he always pointed it out to the new reporters.

　　One day a young reporter came to hand in his report of a public meeting. The editor read it through and noticed the sentence, "Three thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine eyes werefixed upon the speaker."

　　He demanded angrily, "What do you mean by making a stupid mistake like that?" The reporter protested, "But it's not a mistake. There was a one-eyed man in the audience."

　　有個(gè)主編在他的辦公桌的上方貼了一條標(biāo)語，寫著“準(zhǔn)確”“ 準(zhǔn)確”“準(zhǔn)確!”而且總是向新來的記者指出它。

　　有一天，有個(gè)年輕的記者交給他一篇關(guān)于一個(gè)公眾大會(huì)的報(bào)道。主編認(rèn)真審閱時(shí)注意到有一句話是“三千九百九十九只眼睛都注視著發(fā)言的人。”

　　他就很生氣的責(zé)問到：“犯了這么愚蠢的錯(cuò)誤。你怎么搞的嘛?”記者申辯道：“這可不是錯(cuò)誤，聽眾中有一個(gè)人是瞎了一只眼睛的。”

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