英語趣味幽默小故事三則
英語趣味幽默小故事三則
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習啦小編為大家?guī)碛⒄Z趣味幽默小故事三則，歡迎大家閱讀!
英語趣味幽默小故事：高薪
A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.
One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, "How much does he pay you?" His office boy replied, "I get two thousand dollars a year. He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice."
一位著名的律師老是給他辦公室的勤雜工講課，認為這對他有好處，盡管他并不需要。
有一天，這位律師偶然聽到隔壁鄰居的勤雜工問他的勤雜工：“他給你多少薪金?”他的勤雜工回答說：“我的年薪是2000美元，他每周付給我10美元左右的現(xiàn)金，其余的都算做他給我上課的學(xué)費啦。”
英語趣味幽默小故事：突然漲價
A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it.
"Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a tooth. Why do you raise the price at will(隨意)?"
The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried out so loud that four other patients were frightened away."
有個人帶著他的兒子去找牙醫(yī)給他拔掉一只痛牙。牙醫(yī)把他的牙齒拔掉后，要這個人付10美元。
這個人驚訝得大叫道：“10美元!我知道你拔一只牙是只收2美元，為什么任意漲價呀?”
牙醫(yī)說：“沒錯，可是你的兒子喊叫得那么兇，把另外四個病人都嚇跑了嘛!”
英語趣味幽默小故事：心不在焉
A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. "Good heavens! I forget my wife is having a fit(大發(fā)脾氣)."
有個人老是心不在焉，記性越來越差了。有一天晚上他去看望一個朋友，和朋友閑聊了大約兩個小時。 當他準備離去時，朋友問他：“你家里的人都好嗎?”這個心不在焉的人忽然驚叫道：“天啦，我忘了我妻子正在大發(fā)脾氣呢。”
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