在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)斫?jīng)典生活幽默故事三則，希望大家喜歡!

　　經(jīng)典生活幽默故事：現(xiàn)代騎士精神

　　Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William,watched as a torrential downpour left lake-size puddlesjust off the curb of the busy street.

　　我朋友的丈夫William(是一名出租車司機)，此時正坐在車?yán)锏戎幻櫩透跺X，同時，看著傾盆而下的大雨在那條忙碌的街道邊上留下一些猶如湖一般大小的水洼。

　　Then the back door opened and a customer got in.

　　這時，車的后座門開了，一位顧客鉆了進來。

　　As William asked the destination,the would-be passenger exited through the other door,successfully avoiding the puddles.

　　當(dāng)William問她要到哪時，這名準(zhǔn)乘客從車的另一扇門下去了，成功地躲開了那些水洼。

　　"Thanks," she said. "Chivalry isn't dead after all."

　　“謝謝”，女乘客說。“看來騎士精神畢竟還沒有死”。

　　經(jīng)典生活幽默故事：晨起反應(yīng)

　　The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

　　一個鄰居順道去拜訪自己的一位朋友，發(fā)現(xiàn)她正呆坐在廚房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯著已經(jīng)喝了一半的咖啡，她的三個孩子正在隔壁的房間里大聲地喧嘩。

　　"What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness".

　　“怎么了?”她問。朋友告訴她自己不過是有點“晨起反應(yīng)”。

　　Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant."

　　鄰居非常吃驚，說，“我甚至都不知道你又懷孕了!

　　"I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings."

　　“哦，我沒有懷孕，”年輕的婦人苦惱地回答，“我只是膩煩透了早上而已!”

　　經(jīng)典生活幽默故事：我媽媽不是那樣子

　　While doing renovations in our house,one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of mewearing makeup and a fancy gown.

　　在給我們家房子做翻新的時候，一個工人停下手中的活來看我的一張盛裝照片，照片中的我化了妝，穿著名貴的晚禮服。

　　I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua,"Who's that?""That's my mom," Joshua answered.

　　我聽到他小聲地吹了一聲口哨，然后問我的兒子Joshua，“那人是誰?”“那是我媽”，Joshua回答。

　　"Wow," the man said, "my mother doesn't look like that.""Yeah," my son said, "well, neither does mine."

　　“哇”，那男人說，“我媽可不是這樣子的”。“可不”，我兒子說，“呃，我媽也不是那樣子的。”