在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)磔p松一刻英語笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　輕松一刻英語笑話：社會工作者

　　Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.

　　有兩名社會工作者在晚上的時候 走過市區(qū)的簡陋地方。

　　They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,

　　他們聽到從后巷傳來的求救呻吟聲和很小的哭喊聲。

　　they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

　　他們發(fā)現(xiàn)有一個意識不清的人躺在血泊之中。

　　"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

　　他在懇求說：“救救我吧，我被人行兇搶劫，還遭到惡意痛打一頓。”

　　The two social workers turned and walked away .

　　這兩名社會工作者轉(zhuǎn)身離去。

　　One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."

　　其中一位向她的同事說：“你知道吧，于下這擋事的火才真 的需要協(xié)助呀。”

　　輕松一刻英語笑話：斷指

　　A young woman went to her doctor complainingof pain .

　　有名年輕女子去看醫(yī)生，怨忿地說著她的病痛。

　　"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

　　醫(yī)生問她：“你哪里痛?”

　　"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

　　女子說：“你一定要幫幫我，我全身痛。”

　　"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

　　醫(yī)生問說：“什么意思呀，全身?講更明確一點吧”

　　The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

　　這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝，痛得直叫;

　　"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

　　“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰觸左臉頰，又痛得直叫：

　　"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

　　“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰觸右耳垂，她哭喊說：

　　"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

　　“哎呀，連那里也好痛呀。”

　　The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."

　　醫(yī)生體貼地替她檢查了一會兒，然后把診斷結(jié)果告訴她：“你的手指斷了啦。”

　　輕松一刻英語笑話：蠢醫(yī)生

　　A man went to see his doctor

　　有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，

　　because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

　　因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。

　　His doctor prescribed some pills,

　　他的醫(yī)生開了一些藥丸 ，

　　but they didn't help.

　　但是這些藥丸都沒什么幫助。

　　On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

　　他笫二次去的時候，醫(yī)生給他打針，

　　but that didn't do any good.

　　但是那也沒什么效。

　　On his third visit the doctor told the man,

　　他第三次去的時候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：

　　"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

　　“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”

　　"But doc,"protested the patient,

　　這名病人抗議說：“但是醫(yī)生，

　　"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

　　如果我那么做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”

　　"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

　　醫(yī)生說：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”