在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)幽默故事三則，希望大家喜歡!

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)幽默故事：主啊為什么是我

　　A man was wandering around in a field ,

　　有名男子在田野里徘徊

　　thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,

　　心里想著他的老婆對(duì)他有多么好，他多么幸運(yùn)擁有她。

　　He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"

　　他問(wèn)上帝：“你為什么要把她造得這么心地善良?”

　　The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."

　　主響應(yīng)說(shuō)：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛(ài)她呀。”

　　"Why did you make her so good looking?"

　　“你為什么要把她造得這么貌美呢?”

　　"So you could love her,my son ."

　　“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛(ài)她呀。”

　　"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

　　“你為什么要把她造成一個(gè)很會(huì)做飯菜的人呢?”

　　"So you could love her,my son."

　　“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛(ài)她呀。”

　　The man thought about this.

　　這名男子想了一下這件事。

　　Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her so stupid? "

　　然后他說(shuō):“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你為什么把她造得這么笨?”

　　"So she could love you,my son."

　　“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會(huì)愛(ài)你呀。”

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)幽默故事：安然死亡

　　Helen was on her deathbed ,

　　海倫躺在她臨終的病床上奄奄一息。

　　with her husband Jack at her side.

　　她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。

　　He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

　　他握著她冰冷的手，淚水靜靜地從他的臉上流下來(lái)。

　　Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"

　　她蒼白的嘴唇顫動(dòng)著。她說(shuō)：“杰克，”

　　Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."

　　他很快就打斷說(shuō)：“噓，不要說(shuō)話。”

　　But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.

　　但是她堅(jiān)持要說(shuō)。她以疲憊的聲音說(shuō)：

　　"I have to talk.I must confess.”

　　“杰克，我一定要說(shuō)。我必須向你坦白。”

　　"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.

　　滿臉淚水的杰克說(shuō)：“沒(méi)什么好坦白的。

　　"It's all right.Everything's all right."

　　沒(méi)關(guān)系。一切都沒(méi)事。”

　　"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."

　　“不，不，我必須死得安心。我一定要坦白我對(duì)你不忠;紅杏出墻。”

　　Jack stroked her hand .

　　杰克撫摸著她的手。

　　"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.

　　他啜泣著說(shuō)：“海倫 ，現(xiàn)在你不要擔(dān)心了。我全部都知道了。

　　"Why else would I poison you ?"

　　“不然我為什幺要毒死你呀?"

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)幽默故事：心臟移植

　　A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.

　　有一名男子患有心贓病，被送往醫(yī)院急診室。

　　The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

　　醫(yī)生告訴他，除非他立刻接受心臟移植，否則他就活不成。

　　Another doctor runs into the room and says,

　　另外一名，醫(yī)生跑進(jìn)急診室說(shuō)：

　　"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you want.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

　　“你真幸運(yùn)，剛好有兩個(gè)心臟可移植，所以你要選擇你要哪一個(gè)心臟。一個(gè)是屬于律師，另一個(gè)是屬于社會(huì)工作者。”

　　The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."

　　這名男子很快響應(yīng)說(shuō)：“律師的。”

　　The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

　　醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“等等!你不想在你做決定之前了解一下他們嗎?”

　　The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and theattorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"

　　這名男子說(shuō)：“我已經(jīng)知道夠了。大家都知道社會(huì)工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心臟，而律師的心臟可能從來(lái)都不曾用過(guò)他的。所以我選擇律師的心臟。"