搞笑幽默的英語(yǔ)優(yōu)秀笑話
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搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
情人節(jié)前一天，一個(gè)女人做了個(gè)項(xiàng)鏈的夢(mèng)。
當(dāng)她醒來(lái)，她和她丈夫說(shuō)：“我剛夢(mèng)到你情人節(jié)給了我一根珍珠項(xiàng)鏈。你說(shuō)那是什么含義呢?”。
“到情人節(jié)那天你就會(huì)知道了。”他笑著說(shuō)。
情人節(jié)那天，男人給了他老婆一個(gè)禮盒。
她很興奮地打開，看到的卻是一本書，書名是《夢(mèng)的解析》。
英語(yǔ)爆笑的笑話
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."
一位藝術(shù)家在一個(gè)畫廊辦了個(gè)展覽，他問(wèn)店主是否有人對(duì)他參展的畫感興趣。
“我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息。”店主回答。
“先告訴我好消息。”畫家要求道。
“好消息是一位紳士詢問(wèn)了你的作品，還問(wèn)它是否會(huì)在你死后增。我告訴他會(huì)的，然后他買下了你所有的15幅畫作。”
“那太棒了!”畫家驚嘆。“那么什么會(huì)是壞消息呢?”
店主想了想之后說(shuō)：“問(wèn)那個(gè)問(wèn)題的是你的醫(yī)生”。
英語(yǔ)小笑話范文
Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
老師：約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。
約翰尼：先生，在這兒。
老師：對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答我是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
薩默：先生，是約翰尼。
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