幽默的英語小笑話匯總
一個(gè)好笑的笑話是有靈魂的。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，來一起看看吧
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人能死后重生嗎?”老板問他的一個(gè)員工。 “我相信，先生”。這位剛上班不久的員工回答。 “哦，那還好”。老板接著說。 “你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮后，她老人家到這兒看你來了。”
不要和小孩爭論
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師正在談?wù)撚嘘P(guān)鯨魚的事情。她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構(gòu)造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。因?yàn)楸M管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動(dòng)物，可它的嗓子非常小。”那個(gè)小女孩說約拿(一位西伯來先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構(gòu)造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個(gè)人的。”那個(gè)小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿。”她的老師問：“那么，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”那個(gè)小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他。”
都不是
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
正值當(dāng)?shù)馗傔x時(shí)期，候選人到他的區(qū)域的千家萬戶登門拜訪。
At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"
候選人來到了一家門口，一個(gè)小男孩開了門。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”
"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."
“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”
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