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　　誤會(huì)

　　Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”

　　Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”

　　Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”

　　Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”

　　“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.

　　“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.

　　誤會(huì)

　　馬克最喜歡的杯子了，他很不開(kāi)心。蘇珊看見(jiàn)了就問(wèn)他：“你看上去不太開(kāi)心。怎么了?”

　　蘇珊說(shuō)：“別擔(dān)心。我會(huì)補(bǔ)好它的。”

　　馬克聽(tīng)了感到奇怪，就問(wèn)她：“補(bǔ)?你會(huì)補(bǔ)?真的嗎?”

　　“沒(méi)錯(cuò)。相信我。在哪里呢?”蘇珊說(shuō)。

　　“這兒。我的cup破了。你確信補(bǔ)好它嗎?”馬克拿出了杯子。

　　“cup? 你以為是cap.”蘇珊說(shuō)道。說(shuō)完他倆都笑了。

　　說(shuō)謊

　　Tell a lie

　　Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

　　Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

　　Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

　　Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

　　媽媽：“你要哪一只香蕉，維克多?”

　　維克多：“我要那只最大的。”

　　媽媽：“維克多，你應(yīng)該懂禮貌，要那只小的。”

　　維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說(shuō)謊嗎?”

　　我不想爭(zhēng)論

　　I Don't Like an Argument 我不想爭(zhēng)論

　　Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

　　It's round, answered Gerald.

　　How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

　　All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

　　杰拉爾德，老師問(wèn)：地球是什么形狀?

　　是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。

　　你怎么知道是圓的?老師又問(wèn)。

　　好吧，那它是方的，學(xué)生回答說(shuō)：我可不想與你爭(zhēng)論這件事情。

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