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　　輕松幽默英語笑話：分店

　　A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"

　　"Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "

　　一個人站在墻角處，兩手各托一頂帽子，乞求施舍。有個路過的行人停下來，往一頂帽子里扔了一枚硬幣，然后問道：“另一頂帽子是干什么用的?”

　　“近來生意興隆，我決定開一個分店，”那人答道。

　　輕松幽默英語笑話：捎杯牛奶

　　At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening

　　Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."

　　半夜兩點，科爾肯太太確信聽到客廳有賊，便對丈夫說：“別開燈，躡手躡腳下樓，別讓賊發(fā)覺，悄悄靠近他。”

　　科爾肯先生披上外套，責(zé)無旁貸地去捉賊。剛走到臥室門口，他妻子又補充說：“回來時給我捎杯牛奶。”

　　輕松幽默英語笑話：打獵的技巧

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

　　"And what came out?"

　　"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

　　兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮!”

　　“你是如何發(fā)現(xiàn)這么大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。

　　“簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前并吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

　　幾周后，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。

　　“我當(dāng)然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前并吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。

　　“出來了什么?”

　　“向著我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”