幽默生活英語故事

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　　幽默生活英語笑話：停車費

　　A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow 000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The businessman then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.

　　一個商人走進紐約一家銀行詢問信貸員。他說他準備出差去歐洲兩個星期需要借款5000美金。信貸員說銀行借款需要提供擔保品。商人馬上掏出停在銀行門前的勞斯萊斯汽車的鑰匙。一切手續(xù)辦妥后銀行信貸員接受了汽車作為貸款的抵押。店員把汽車開到銀行地下車庫并停放在那里。

　　Two weeks later the businessman returned，repaid the 000 and the interest which came to .41 .The loan officer said，"We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely，but we are a bit puzzled .While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow 000?”

　　兩個星期后商人從歐洲回來，償還了5000美元借款以及15.41美元的利息。信貸員問:“非常感謝您的光顧，這筆交易做得也很完美，但是我們有一個疑問，你離開后我們查了一下發(fā)現(xiàn)您是一個富翁。為什么您會不嫌麻煩來這借5000美元呢?”

　　The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?”

　　商人回答:“除了您這我還能在紐約市的其他地方只需付款15美元就能停車兩個星期嗎?”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：重要性

　　Mother rat，as well as his children，is playing game.Suddenly a big spotted cat comes near，so the rats flee for lives hurriedly.The little rats are too young to run quickly to be caught by the cat in no time. Just at that moment the mother rat stops to turn round to howl at the cat regardless of personal safety:Bark，bark. Sounds like a cur. The spotted cat gets muddled，taking to the wilds. Mother rat summons together the children seized with error,saying in sincere words and earnest wishes:You see how important it is to master a second language!

　　老鼠媽媽正帶著孩子們做游戲，突然過來一只大花貓，老鼠們于是趕緊逃命。小老鼠們跑不快，眼看就要被貓逮住。這時，老鼠媽媽停了下來，轉(zhuǎn)過臉奮不顧身地向貓咆哮:“汪，汪。”聽起來有如一只惡狗?；ㄘ埾Я耍浠亩?。老鼠媽媽召集起驚魂未定的孩子，語重心長地說:“看，學一門外語多重要!”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：禽獸不如

　　When phoenix spent his birthday，the bat did not attend，saying，“I have four legs，so I belong to a beast.”I should not attend. When Kylin spent his birthday，the bat did not attend either，saying，“I have the wing，so I belong to a bird.” One day，the Phoenix had a conversation with the Kylin about this matter, then both were filled with anger: How can be this kind of thing neither bird nor beast existing in the world.

　　鳳凰過生日時，蝙幅不去，它說:“我有四條腿，屬于走獸，不該去。”麒麟過生日時，蝙幅也不去，它說:“我有翅膀，宜算飛禽。”一夭，鳳凰和麒麟談起這事，無不義慣填膺:“世界上竟還有這么個禽獸不如的東西。”

　　幽默生活英語笑話：聰明的學生

　　The teacher arranges to write an article concerning weekend，but Shigemitsu cannot write it up. His classmate Shiratori says: It will do to write out what happened to you on the weekend .Shigemitsu says:I drank the wine on weekend.“ Simple一minded，substitute the study for the drinking."Thus the teacher reads the following composition-I read a half of a book at a stretch on Saturdays evening，after a rest，might as well read the second half，too.But I still wanna read more，I have to buy another book. On the road I meet Shiratori，judging by his red eyes，knowing that he must have read not a few.

　　老師布置寫一篇有關(guān)周末的文章，重光葵寫不出。他的同學白鳥敏夫說:“把周末發(fā)生在你身上的事寫出來就是啦。”重光葵說:“周末我喝酒了。”“死心眼，把喝酒改成讀書。”于是老師看到了重光葵的這篇作文一星期六的晚上我一口氣讀了半本書，歇了歇，索性把后半本也讀了。可是我還想讀，便又買了一本。路上遇到了白鳥敏夫，一瞧他的眼睛，便知他也讀了不少。