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　　外國最新風趣笑話：守門員

　　The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, so I was told to tell anyone who asked that my name was Les Faulkner-a member of the team who wasn’t playing. That Saturday，during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the net. “Hello ,”he said to me.“What’s your name?”“Les Faulkner,”I replied. “Nice to meet you,” said the man. “I’m your father.”

　　我參加的那個地方足球隊要我在星期六的比賽中當守門員。可我沒能及時的填好登記表，所以沒能成為正式的隊員。所以他們告訴我，如果有人問我是誰的話，我就告訴他，我叫利斯·弗克尼，一名當時不在場的隊員。星期六那天，在比賽間隙，有一個男人出現(xiàn)在了球網(wǎng)的后面。他對我說:“喂，你叫什么名字?”“利斯·弗克尼。”“哦，很高興見到你，”這個男人說:“我是你爸爸。”

　　外國最新風趣笑話：請張開嘴

　　Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.

　　醫(yī)生:”請張開嘴，女士。”

　　Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.

　　女士:“非常感謝您，醫(yī)生。”

　　Doctor: Why do you thank me?

　　醫(yī)生:“為什么要感謝我呢?”

　　Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.

　　女士:“因為我的丈夫總是叫我把嘴閉上。”

　　外國最新風趣笑話：最長與最短

　　A teacher asked one of his students: "What is the longest and what is the shortest?"

　　老師問他的一個學生:“什么最長，什么最短?”

　　The student answered immediately: "The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.”

　　一個學生馬上回答說:“下課前的幾分鐘最長了，考試前的兒分鐘最短。”