國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事

　　笑話是一種增強(qiáng)快樂(lè)的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單，文筆巧妙的形式出現(xiàn)，給人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的藝術(shù)效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放松一下自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話

　　He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."

　　他問(wèn)：“主啊，一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又問(wèn)：“那一百萬(wàn)年呢，?”上帝說(shuō)：“一秒鐘。”最后男子請(qǐng)求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?“上帝回答：“過(guò)一秒鐘。”

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：我不想讓主知道我在這里

　　A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before going home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not ,the clergyman said, ‘I don't want him to know l'm here.'

　　一位著名牧師和他教區(qū)的幾位老人出席城外會(huì)議，他們直到天黑才開(kāi)完會(huì)。于是打算在回家前吃點(diǎn)東西。但很不巧只有一家名聲不好的下等酒吧烤菜館開(kāi)著門(mén)。飯后，一位老人要牧師祈禱。“我想我是免了，“牧師說(shuō)。”我不想讓主知道我在這里。”　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：否則他就該跟我借了

　　Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

　　Jack: Certainly.

　　杰克：當(dāng)然應(yīng)該了。

　　Tom:And why?

　　湯姆：為什么?

　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.

　　杰克：否則他就該跟我借了。

　　國(guó)外經(jīng)典幽默故事：成年人的抉擇

　　The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one.He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

　　我兒子十八歲前的那一年，常常向我提出準(zhǔn)許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這么做。他爭(zhēng)辯說(shuō)他不久就要成為男子漢了，并說(shuō)他應(yīng)該能夠做出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天后，他文了身，回到家里。盡管我對(duì)此感到不高興，但出于好奇，我想看看他選擇了什么雄性象征物。原來(lái)他在肩上文了一個(gè)兩英寸長(zhǎng)的米老鼠像。