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　　嘻哈幽默英語故事：許個愿吧!

　　Every morning on his way to work, a businessman passed a house where he saw a woman beating her boy on the head with a loaf of bread. But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

　　每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會經(jīng)過一戶人家，他總是看見一個女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。

　　Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.

　　他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的門鈴。女人聽了鈴聲，出來開門。

　　“Madam, I couldn’t help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread...”

　　“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過這里我都忍不住會注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”

　　“That’s true...”

　　“那倒是不假……”

　　“And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.”

　　“可是今天我卻看見你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。”

　　“Well, today’s his birthday.”

　　“今天是他生日嘛。”

　　嘻哈幽默英語故事：無聊的課

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.

　　在開普吉拉多市的東南密蘇里州立大學上學的時候，我喜歡的幾個老師之中有一個以他的幽默感而出名。

　　Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.

　　給新生上頭一節(jié)課，他給學生解釋在他課上的紀律，他說：“我知道我的課經(jīng)常會很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你們在課上看表。

　　I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"

　　然而，我堅決不允許你們把表重重的摔在課桌上，以此來檢查你的表是不是還在走。”

　　嘻哈幽默英語故事：也許這個名字真管用

　　During the college speech course I taught,I spoke about a Chinese student who,after moving to the United States,decided she wanted an English name to honor her new home.

　　我在大學教演講課程，一次上課時，我談到一位中國學生，在來到美國后想起一個英文名來紀念他的新家。

　　"She chose the name Patience," I told the class,"because she wanted to be reminded to be patient.

　　她選擇了耐心這個名字，我跟課堂上的學生說，因為她想別人提醒她要有耐心。

　　Every time someone called her name,the message was reinforced."I asked the students what names they would select for themselves.After considering the question,one young man raised his hand and said, "Rich."

　　每一次有人喊她名字的時候，這個信息就會被強調(diào)一次。我問我的學生他們想給她取一個什么樣的名字，他們琢磨了一會，一個男生說“發(fā)財”。