英語搞笑笑話10篇_幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀(2)
英語搞笑笑話10篇_幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀
英語搞笑笑話篇六
The ability of the Kangaroo
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?" "I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.
袋鼠的能力
動物園為剛引進(jìn)的袋鼠建了一個特殊的八英尺高的圍墻。但是第二天早上，人們發(fā)現(xiàn)這動物在圍墻外面蹦跳著。于是圍墻高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動物園經(jīng)理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍墻高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來。一個長頸鹿問袋鼠：“你認(rèn)為他們會把圍墻建到多高?” “我不知道，”袋鼠說，“如果他們繼續(xù)開著大門，可能要修到一千英尺吧。”
英語搞笑笑話篇七
The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch(故障) arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was completed, the patron(贊助人，主顧) was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub(涂抹，涂料) of brilliant red.What's this? exclaimed the purchaser. I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage.That's it, replied Hogarth.But, where are the Israelites?They are all gone over.Where are the Egyptians?They're all drowned.
一天，有人請這位偉大的畫家畫一幅法老王渡紅海圖。這幅畫剛開始不久，酬金就出現(xiàn)了問題?；舻纤拱l(fā)現(xiàn)，完成這幅畫后，他只能得到他想要的大約一半的錢。當(dāng)作品完成之后，那位主顧被請來看畫。其實，這幅畫不過是胡亂涂抹的一片鮮紅。這是什么?那位買主喊了起來。我要的是紅海，是那次著名的航海。這就是，霍迦斯回答說?？墒且陨腥嗽谀膬?他們都已經(jīng)渡過去了。埃及人在哪兒?他們?nèi)佳退懒恕?/p>
英語搞笑笑話篇八
瞎子的判斷
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, hestepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的。
英語搞笑笑話篇九
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴!”
英語搞笑笑話篇十
拳擊和賽跑
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦?”丹：“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑呢。”
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