英語小笑話
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短一點的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短一點的英語小笑話篇一
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and itdoesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.
Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll havesomesoon, we placed an order last week.
Then the manager drew the clerk aside: Never, never, never say we are out of anything saywe've got it on order and it's coming.Now what was it she wanted?
Rain, said the clerk.
一個商店經(jīng)理聽見一個店員對顧客說：不，夫人，這會兒沒有，一時半會兒看來也不會有。
經(jīng)理驚恐萬分地跑到顧客跟前說：當然，馬上就會有的。我們上周訂了貨。
然后經(jīng)理把店員拉到一邊：千萬，千萬，千萬不要說我們沒有什么，說我們已經(jīng)訂了貨，貨馬上就到?，F(xiàn)在你說她要買什么?
雨，店員說。
短一點的英語小笑話篇二
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. Whatwere you doing last term?
父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學(xué)期一直在干什么呀?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
兒子：我在學(xué)開汽車。
短一點的英語小笑話篇三
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to hishostess.
At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite youhave tonight, Mr. Jones."
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。
機會終于來了，女主人轉(zhuǎn)向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”
“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”
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