英語簡短笑話大全爆笑
笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短篇英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短篇英語笑話篇一
Johnny's Prayer
強尼的祈禱
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
強尼因為不乖就被趕進他的房間。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .
過了一會兒。他就出來跟他的媽媽說他已緩!徹底反省，而且事后禱告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
滿心歡喜的媽媽說：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會幫助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
強尼說："哦，我沒有求她幫助我不要不乖;
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它幫助你來忍受我。”
短篇英語笑話篇二
Never work again決不放棄
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機關(guān)員工在檔案柜里面發(fā)現(xiàn)一盞老舊的銅制油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當(dāng)他把它的灰塵除去的時候。有一個精靈出現(xiàn)了 ，并且同意他三個愿望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現(xiàn)在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰!一瓶啤酒出現(xiàn)了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個人接著說：“我想要到一個島上， 被甘心樂意的美女圍繞著。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰!他到了一個島上，被美女糾纏著對他獻殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這家伙想著啊，這才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠(yuǎn)都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰!他回到他在政府機關(guān)的 辦公桌前。
短篇英語笑話篇三
Climbing the Stairs爬樓梯
Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together
比爾，吉姆，和史考特一起參加一場會議，
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.
并且在一棟七十五層摩天大樓的頂樓合住一間太套房.
After a long day of meetings
在一整天的會議之后，
they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken
他們非常驚訝地聽說他們飯店的電梯壞掉了，
and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.
他們必須要爬七十五層的一樓梯回到他們的房間。
Bill said to Jim and Scott,
比爾對吉姆和史考特說，
Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .
讓我們把精神集中在有趣的事情上，來打發(fā)這件令人不爽快又單調(diào) 乏味的苦差事。
I will tell jokes for 25 flights,
前二十五層我來說笑話，
and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,
后二十五層吉姆可 以唱歌，
and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
剩下的路程史考特可以說些悲哀的故事。
At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,
到了二十六層 ，比爾停止說笑話，吉姆開始唱歌。
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
到了五十一層，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特開始說些悲哀的敬事。
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
他說：“首先 ，我要說我最悲哀的故事，我把房間鑰匙留在車子里面了!”
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