關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的笑話短一些
笑話作為民間俗文學(xué)的一種重要體裁,具有深厚的民族文化內(nèi)涵。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
You can marry any one of them
你可以跟他們中的任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. Aftertalking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. Thesame problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to hermom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around layingevery maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they haveturned out to be my half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't reallyyour dad."
一天，一個(gè)女孩把男孩子帶回家見(jiàn)父親，說(shuō)要跟這個(gè)男孩結(jié)婚。她父親跟男孩談了一會(huì)之后，對(duì)她說(shuō)她不能嫁給這個(gè)男孩，因?yàn)槟泻⒏鋵?shí)是同父異母的兄弟。之后，女孩又認(rèn)識(shí)了另外四個(gè)男孩并一一帶回家見(jiàn)父親，請(qǐng)求父親同意他們結(jié)婚，但結(jié)果都是一樣，這些男孩竟然跟她都是同父異母!女孩真的是被氣壞了。她跟母親說(shuō)，“媽，你這一輩子到底是怎么過(guò)的?爸爸在鎮(zhèn)上到處胡搞，現(xiàn)在我都談到第五個(gè)男孩了，但現(xiàn)在一個(gè)都不能嫁，因?yàn)樗麄冏詈蠖际歉乙粋€(gè)爸爸”!
女孩說(shuō)完，她母親回答說(shuō)，“親愛(ài)的，不用擔(dān)心，你可以跟他們中的任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚，你爸爸其實(shí)也，也不是你的親爹”。
關(guān)于短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
“So good of you to come， Mr.Jones，and where is your brother?”
“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.”
“How nice!And so original， too! And you won?”
“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”
五點(diǎn)鐘，下午茶的時(shí)間，一個(gè)年輕人因?yàn)檫t到向女主人致歉。
“您能來(lái)可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢?”
“您知道我們?cè)谵k公室里有非常忙，我們倆只能來(lái)一個(gè)，所以就擲幣來(lái)決定由誰(shuí)來(lái)。”
“太有意思了!還那么有獨(dú)創(chuàng)性!那您贏了?”
“不，”年輕人心不在焉地說(shuō)，“我輸了。”
關(guān)于短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Failure in a Test
考試不及格
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
媽媽:這次測(cè)試你為什么得這么低的分?
Kid: Because of absence.
孩子:因?yàn)槿笨肌?/p>
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒(méi)去?
Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒(méi)來(lái)。
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