簡短英語笑話大全
簡短英語笑話大全
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簡短英語笑話篇一
You said what?
你說什么?
Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking alongdisconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and agenie suddenly emerged before them.
莫伊、賴?yán)途砻虼|礁擱淺而被困在一個(gè)無人荒島上，他們寂寞無助地沿岸邊走著，這時(shí)莫伊踢到沙灘上一只瓶子，那只瓶子破了后，突然出現(xiàn)一個(gè)精靈。
"Thank you. oh Masters, for releasing me from my captivity. For your kindness, please allow meto grant you each a wish. "
“謝謝你們從囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出來，我的主人。為了報(bào)答你們的恩惠，請讓我為每位實(shí)現(xiàn)一個(gè)愿望。”
"Well, it's not too difficult to figure out what I want," said Moe. "I wish I were back home. "
“哦，我的愿望很容易想出來，”莫伊說。“我希望我能回到家里。”
No sooner had he said the words than he was back in dear old Brooklyn.
話一說完，莫伊就已在他可愛的布魯克林老家中。
"I want to be back home, too," said I Larry, and he, too, was instantly transported.
“我也想回家，”賴?yán)f，他馬上也就被送走了。
" Gee, it's alone some here without Moe and Larry," said Curly. "I wish they were here to keepme company. "
“唉，沒有莫伊和賴?yán)粋€(gè)人在這里真無聊，”卷毛說。“我希望他們能回到這里陪伴我。”
簡短英語笑話篇二
Look at My Socks
瞧瞧我的襪子
"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've , Charlie, one green and one red. "
“嘿，查理，你穿的這雙襪子真有趣，一只綠色一只紅色。”
"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."
“是嗎，我家里還有一雙同樣的襪子呢。”
簡短英語笑話篇三
Make a Wish!
許個(gè)愿吧!
Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a womanbeating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會經(jīng)過一戶人家，他總是看見一個(gè)女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。
But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.
他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的門鈴。女人聽了鈴聲，出來開門。
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "
“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過這里我都忍不住會注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”
"That's true ."
"那倒是不假……"
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
"可是今天我卻看見你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。"
“Well, today's his birthday. ”
“今天是他生日嘛。”
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