英語小笑話大全
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語笑話篇一
Wait till Next Year
等明年再說
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報紙。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“親愛的，你聽過這則新聞嗎?”她問道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一個男的為了看馬刺隊的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不會那么做吧，親愛的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不會那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季幾乎都過了一大半了."
爆笑英語笑話篇二
A Touching Farewell
一個感人的告別
Two old friends were out golfing.
兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球。
As they were preparing to tee off near a road,
當(dāng)他們在一處路旁準(zhǔn)備開球時，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.
一列出殯送葬車隊恰巧經(jīng)過那里，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，直到車隊通過后才戴上帽子。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“你這樣做實在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說道。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
“喔，那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
畢竟，到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。
爆笑英語笑話篇三
A Half-price Ticket
半價票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。請讓我進去吧，我只用一只眼睛看。”
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