英語(yǔ)笑話10字
英語(yǔ)笑話10字
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了10字英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
10字英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)你丈夫與別的女人約會(huì)你會(huì)怎么做?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye.
B：我會(huì)睜一只眼，閉一只眼。
A:How kind you are!
A:你太善良了!
B：No，I'II shoot him!
B：不，我要射死他
10字英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
妻子對(duì)整天坐在那里看報(bào)紙的丈夫說(shuō)：¨我希望我就是報(bào)紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
丈夫說(shuō)：¨我也希望你是報(bào)紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"
10字英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
why is he howling
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
10字英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?
在前往威蒙特參加一個(gè)婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識(shí)到我們忘了帶照相機(jī)。我們?cè)谝患野儇浬痰觊T(mén)前停了下來(lái)，希望能夠買(mǎi)到一種便宜的，一次性照相機(jī)。薩爾問(wèn)店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機(jī)嗎?”
"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我說(shuō)，小伙子，”店主回答說(shuō)，”我可不管你買(mǎi)了之后怎么處理它。”
10字英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)新娘心煩意亂。“我心里太難受了，她說(shuō)，我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。 ”
"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.
“沒(méi)事兒，”丈夫安慰她說(shuō)，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。
"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."
”是的，“妻子高興地說(shuō)，幸虧你還有一條，我后來(lái)就用它來(lái)補(bǔ)了這個(gè)洞了。
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