英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯三分鐘
笑話(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。小編精心收集了三分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
三分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“我動(dòng)了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說(shuō)道：“你覺(jué)得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
三分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2
Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
三分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3
if i am a manager
one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
“我在等我的秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。
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