幽默英語笑話帶翻譯
近年來在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上流行起一種新的語言現(xiàn)象——冷笑話。冷笑話是后現(xiàn)代主義思潮在語言中的一種反映形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了幽默英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
幽默英語笑話帶翻譯篇一
He Won
他贏了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你的弟弟怎么了?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼：他生病臥床，受傷了。
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，結(jié)果他贏了。
幽默英語笑話帶翻譯篇二
A Smart Parrot
聰明的鸚鵡
A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.
有個(gè)人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那里，他看見有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿則被綠線系住。對此他感到不解，于是他問該店的老板，老板回答說：“這只鸚鵡受過特殊的訓(xùn)練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”
"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.
這個(gè)好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎么樣呢?”
"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.
“我就會掉下來了，你這個(gè)傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。
幽默英語笑話帶翻譯篇三
A Thank-you Note
一封感謝信
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "
有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個(gè)我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內(nèi)有五張彩票，都被刮過了，露出了數(shù)字。“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫道，“作為禮物，我給您買了些彩票----真遺憾，您沒中獎。”
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