英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!
短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：半價(jià)買房
Half Price Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.
John: How is that?
Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.
【中文譯文】
杰克：我女兒的音樂(lè)課真是我的福星啊。
約翰：為什么呢?
杰克：因?yàn)樗囊魳?lè)課，我居然用半價(jià)買到我鄰居們的房子。
短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit. When I finally entered the house, Icalled out.
“The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.”
My husband looked up and said, “Mom's here?”
【中文譯文】
哪個(gè)女人
一天晚上我開(kāi)著我老公的車去購(gòu)物?；丶业臅r(shí)候，我發(fā)現(xiàn)車的外面很臟，于是我決定把它弄干凈點(diǎn)。搞定以后，我進(jìn)屋對(duì)老公說(shuō)：“剛才，這世上最愛(ài)你的女人幫你擦了車頭燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。” 老公看著我說(shuō)：“我媽來(lái)了?”
短一些英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Where Am I?
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working inthe field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, “Excuse me, can you tell mewhere I am? ”
“Yes,” the farmer looked at him strangely and said, “you are in your car, sir.”
【中文譯文】
我在哪里
一個(gè)英國(guó)人在鄉(xiāng)間開(kāi)車時(shí)迷了路。 見(jiàn)一個(gè)農(nóng)夫在附近的田里干活，他便開(kāi)車湊近問(wèn)：“打攪了。您能告訴我，我這是在哪里嗎?” “當(dāng)然可以。”農(nóng)夫用奇怪的神情看著他說(shuō)，“先生，你在你的車子里啊。”
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