英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
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英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1
Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2
Good Points and Bad Points
優(yōu)缺點(diǎn)
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To showyou I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant oneblock south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷商說(shuō)，“既有優(yōu)點(diǎn)也有缺點(diǎn)。為了說(shuō)明我是誠(chéng)實(shí)的，我將告訴你們它的缺點(diǎn)：往南面一個(gè)街區(qū)是一家化工廠，往北面一個(gè)街區(qū)是一家屠宰場(chǎng)。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的長(zhǎng)處呢?”預(yù)備購(gòu)買房子的人問(wèn)道。
"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind isblowing."
“它的好處，”代理商說(shuō)道，“就是，你總能分清風(fēng)是從哪邊吹過(guò)來(lái)的。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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