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關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話篇1
Why
為什么
A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,
“位墓園管理員在巡視的時(shí)候，看見(jiàn)一名男子躺在墳?zāi)股希?/p>
sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
大聲哭泣，并且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地說(shuō)：
"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
"你為什么一定要死?哦，為什么?為什么?為什么?”
"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,
墓園管理員安慰他說(shuō)“心愛(ài)的人死去是個(gè)很難受的損失，
"but someday,the pain will pass."
但是終有一天，傷痛會(huì)過(guò)去的。”
"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.
這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說(shuō)：“心愛(ài)的人?
" I didn't even know the guy."
我根本不認(rèn)識(shí)這個(gè)人。…
"Then why all the tears? "
"那為什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"
"He was my wife's first husband!"
"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”
關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話篇2
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時(shí)候聽(tīng)到一個(gè)聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)映蚩诠阍僮咭徊?，就?huì)有一個(gè)磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個(gè)大磚塊就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續(xù)向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted;
那個(gè)聲音再次叫說(shuō)：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)?，如果你再走一步，就?huì)有一輛汽車輾過(guò)你，你就會(huì)死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,
這名男子因?yàn)樵恢甘具^(guò)，所以就照著做，
just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時(shí)正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過(guò)轉(zhuǎn)角處，差一點(diǎn)撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問(wèn)說(shuō)：“你在哪里?你是誰(shuí)?”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個(gè)聲音回答說(shuō)：“我是你的守護(hù)天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問(wèn)說(shuō)：“喔，是嗎?那我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候：你死到哪里去了?”
關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話篇3
Laboratory Tests
實(shí)驗(yàn)室檢查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個(gè)小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個(gè)小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“你為什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“我來(lái)這里驗(yàn)血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因?yàn)轵?yàn)血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽(tīng)到這么說(shuō)，第二位小孩子就開(kāi)始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“我來(lái)這里微尿液檢驗(yàn)的啦.!”
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