經(jīng)典的簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話大全
經(jīng)典的簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話大全
民間笑話故事像神話小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了經(jīng)典的簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典的簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
one real man
一個(gè)真正的男子漢
the ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. he had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(嚴(yán)格地，嚴(yán)厲地).
古代有一個(gè)國(guó)王，他想證明他領(lǐng)土內(nèi)的男人并非像人們傳說(shuō)的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國(guó)里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告說(shuō)，哪個(gè)男人膽敢不說(shuō)實(shí)話，就會(huì)受到嚴(yán)厲的懲罰。
then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(勸告，建議) to step to the left side of the hall. all the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.
然后，他叫所有聽從妻子的命令和意見的男人都走向大廳的左側(cè)。所有的男人都站到了左側(cè)，只有一個(gè)小個(gè)子男人站到了右側(cè)。
it's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. tell these chickenhearted(膽小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.
國(guó)王說(shuō)：看到我們國(guó)家里還有一個(gè)真正的男子漢，真是令人高興。告訴這些膽小的笨蛋，為什么在他們當(dāng)中只有你一個(gè)人站在大廳的右側(cè)。
your majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before i left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.
陛下，那人尖聲地回答：因?yàn)樵谖页鲩T之前，我老婆告訴我不要扎堆。
經(jīng)典的簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
clean glass
干凈的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺得非?？诳?，便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
喬看了看佛瑞德說(shuō)：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?
yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.
好的，可以。佛瑞德說(shuō)。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去跟柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)說(shuō)：我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里!別忘了。
the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?
柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說(shuō)：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?
經(jīng)典的簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
doctor swift and the boy
斯威夫特博士與小廝
a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits.
在斯威夫特博士家附近，有一位富有的老婦人，她時(shí)常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何酬謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫東西，小廝沖進(jìn)了他的房間，把書一扒拉，將一個(gè)包裹扔在書桌上，說(shuō)道：我的女主人送給你兩只兔子。
swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.
斯威夫特轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身來(lái)說(shuō)：孩子，包裹可不是這樣送法呀?，F(xiàn)在，你坐在我的椅子上，看看我是怎么送的，并要記取這個(gè)教訓(xùn)。
the boy sat down. swift went out, knocked on his door and waited. the boy said, come in. the doctor entered, walked to his desk and said, if you please sir, my mistress sends her kind regards and hopes you will accept these rabbits which her son shot this morning in her fields.
小廝坐了下來(lái)，斯威夫特走出去，敲了敲門，等待回音。小廝說(shuō)進(jìn)來(lái)。博士進(jìn)了門，走到桌旁說(shuō)道：先生，我的女主人向您致以親切的問候，并希望您收下這些兔子，這是她兒子今天早晨在地里打的。
the boy answered, thank you, my boy, give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself.
小廝回答說(shuō)：謝謝你，我的孩子。向你的女主人和她的兒子致謝，謝謝他們的關(guān)心。這兩個(gè)先令是送給你本人的。
the doctor laughed, and after that, swift never forgot to give the boy his tip.
博士笑了，打那以后，斯威夫特從沒忘記送小費(fèi)給小廝。
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