有關(guān)小學(xué)英語小笑話故事大全
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語小笑話故事大全
近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)小學(xué)英語小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語小笑話故事篇一
Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.
Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.
Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.
Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.
杰克：我在學(xué)校門前的人行道上揀了50分。
湯米：我想那是我的，今天我在那兒掉了50分，找不到了。
杰克：但是我揀的是兩個(gè)兩毛五的呀。
湯米：那就更是我的了。因?yàn)殄X在掉到地上的時(shí)候可能摔兩半了。
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語小笑話故事篇二
A Blind Beggar
There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by,thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, thedrunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check ifit was genuine.
The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, "You're gonna die!How dare you cheat me…"
The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, "Hey man, I'm sorry, I'm just here toreplace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back…Actually… I'm mute."
"Oh, oh, in that case..." whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.
醉漢和盲人乞丐
在路邊一個(gè)盲人乞丐戴著墨鏡在街上行乞。一個(gè)醉漢走過來，覺得他可憐，就扔了一百元給他。走了一段路，醉漢一回頭，恰好看見那個(gè)盲人正對(duì)著太陽分辨那張百元大抄的真假。
醉漢過來一把奪回錢道：“你不想活了，竟敢騙老子!”
盲人乞丐一臉委屈說：“大哥，真對(duì)不起啊，我是替一個(gè)朋友在這看一下，他是個(gè)瞎子，去上廁所了，其實(shí)我是個(gè)啞巴。”
“哦，是這樣子啊!”于是醉漢扔下錢， 又搖搖晃晃地走了……
有關(guān)小學(xué)英語小笑話故事篇三
How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.
When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wiferight away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?
怎么把口香糖取出來呢?
當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。
飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”
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