英語小笑話帶翻譯爆笑的
笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風(fēng)趣的特點,是一種深受人們喜愛的文體。小編精心收集了爆笑的英語小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
爆笑的英語小笑話帶翻譯篇1
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
爆笑的英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2
one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”
"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
爆笑的英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”
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