簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
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簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話篇1
City Suckers
城里來(lái)的傻瓜
Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.
兩個(gè)城市里的老兄在一條鄉(xiāng)間小道上開(kāi)車迷了路，
Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
他們把車?？恳晃焕限r(nóng)夫旁邊，問(wèn)他知不知道回城里的路。
"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.
“不，我不知道，”老農(nóng)夫答道。
"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"
“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走嗎?’
"Nope. Don't know that, either. "
“不，我也不知道。”
"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"
"喔，你好像不太熟悉這里的路況，是嗎?"
" Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."
“可以這么說(shuō)，……可是我也不會(huì)迷路。”
簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話篇2
True Dedication
好投入啊!
Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.
福特斯克太太越來(lái)越擔(dān)心，
Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home.
因?yàn)樗壬辉绯鋈ゴ蚋郀柗蚯?，到下午三四點(diǎn)都還沒(méi)回家，
Evening came and Mr.Fortesque still hadn't returned.
甚至到傍晚也還不見(jiàn)人影。
The lady was just about to call the police when she heard her husband's car pulling into the drive way,
福特斯克太太正要打電話報(bào)警就聽(tīng)到她先生開(kāi)車回來(lái)了。
Rushing outside, she told her husband, "Darling, I was so worried about you. What kept you?"
她沖出門外，向她先生說(shuō)道："親愛(ài)的，我一整天都在擔(dān)心你，是什么事把你耽擱了?"
"Charlie had a heart attack on the fourth hole."
“查理在第四洞時(shí)心臟病發(fā)作。”
"Oh, my goodness, that's terrible!"
“喔，天哪，真可怕!”
"You're telling me! All day long it was shoot the ball, drag Charlie, shoot the ball, drag Charlie . . . . "
“那還用你說(shuō)嗎!-整天我都一邊打球，一邊拉查理，一會(huì)兒打球，一會(huì)兒拖查理，……
簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話篇3
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老年是人生的第二個(gè)童年期嗎?
An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying.
一位老人看見(jiàn)一個(gè)小男孩坐在路旁號(hào)啕大哭。
"What's the matter, little boy?" he asks.
“怎么回事，小兄弟?”老人問(wèn)道。
"I can't do what the big boys do. "
“大男孩能做的事，我都不能做。”
The old man sits down next to him and starts crying too.
聽(tīng)了他的話，老人坐在小男孩旁邊也開(kāi)始哭了起來(lái)。
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