關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)短
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關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
有名年輕女子去看醫(yī)生，怨忿地說(shuō)著她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
醫(yī)生問(wèn)她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子說(shuō)：“你一定要幫幫我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
醫(yī)生問(wèn)說(shuō)：“什么意思呀，全身?講更明確一點(diǎn)吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰觸左臉頰，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰觸右耳垂，她哭喊說(shuō)：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，連那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
醫(yī)生體貼地替她檢查了一會(huì)兒，然后把診斷結(jié)果告訴她：“你的手指斷了啦。”
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
Silly Doctor
蠢醫(yī)生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因?yàn)樗獾搅钊穗y受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫(yī)生開(kāi)了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒(méi)什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時(shí)候，醫(yī)生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒(méi)什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時(shí)候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗個(gè)熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開(kāi)，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說(shuō)：“但是醫(yī)生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會(huì)得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會(huì)治療肺炎啦。”
關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫(yī)生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一只羊的心臟。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
這名男子最后同意了，醫(yī)生就將羊鵑心臟移植到這名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手術(shù)后幾天，這名男子前來(lái)接受身體檢查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
醫(yī)生問(wèn)他：“你現(xiàn)在感覺(jué)怎么樣呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
這名男子回答說(shuō)：“還不錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)。”
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