英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police."For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today，I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left it on my desk in my bedroom."
一個(gè)法官正告知陪審團(tuán)，不必因?yàn)橐粋€(gè)證人改變了他已經(jīng)交給警察的證詞就認(rèn)為他不可信。“比方說，”他說，“當(dāng)今天我走進(jìn)我的辦公室的時(shí)候，我以為我的金表
在我的口袋里。但隨后我想起來我把它放在我臥室的書桌上了。”
When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him，"Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?"
當(dāng)法官那天晚上回到家時(shí)，他妻子問他:“為什么那么著急要你的表?還派三個(gè)人取你的表，是不是有一點(diǎn)過分了?”
"What?” said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?"
“什么?”法官說，“我沒派人來取表，更不用說三個(gè)人。你都干了什么?”
"I gave it to the first man,” said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was."
“我把手表給了第一個(gè)人，”妻子說，“因?yàn)樗芮宄潜矸旁谑裁吹胤健?rdquo;
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二
A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night. Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed. But in the middle of the night, the woman has a headache，so she goes into the bathroom for aspirin. But she finds none，and remembers that the bottle of aspirin is still in the car. Afraid to go out alone at night, she awakens her husband and asks him to go and get the aspirin from the car. The very groggy husband puts on his robe and toddles wearily outside. He finds the bottle of aspirin in the car's glove compartment, and gets ready to go back to the room when he realizes something: he can’t remember which room was his
一對(duì)耳聾的夫婦在深夜住進(jìn)了一間汽車旅館。一進(jìn)了定好的房間他們就躺下睡了。但等到半夜，妻子覺得頭疼，于是就到衛(wèi)生間找阿司匹林?？墒撬龥]有找到，這時(shí)她想起來在車上還有一瓶。她不敢深夜獨(dú)自出去，于是就叫醒她的丈夫，讓他出去從車上拿那瓶阿司匹林?；位斡朴频恼煞虼┥纤郏瑬|倒西歪地走出門外。他在汽車儀表盤的貯物箱里找到了阿司匹林，當(dāng)他準(zhǔn)備回房間時(shí)，他想不起來到底哪間才是他的房間。
He thinks and thinks and then gets an idea. He opens the car again and honks the steering wheel horn several times. Within a minute，all the motel’s windows lighten up--except one window, and of course, he makes for the room with that window.
他想來想去，最后想出了一個(gè)主意。他打開車門然后按起了喇叭。不到一分鐘，整個(gè)汽車旅館里除了一間還黑著燈，所有的窗戶都亮了。當(dāng)然，因此他找到了自己的房間。
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三
有一位老師問了一個(gè)學(xué)生很多問題，但那個(gè)學(xué)生一個(gè)問題也回答不上來。于是，老師決定問他一些非常簡(jiǎn)單的問題，使他能答對(duì)幾個(gè)。
A teacher was asking a student a lot of question，but the student couldn’t answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.
她說:“班克·希爾是什么?”
"What was Banker Hill?" She said.
這位學(xué)生想了一會(huì)，然后回答:“一個(gè)飛機(jī)場(chǎng)?”
The student thought for some time and then answered，"an airport?"
老師說:“不!是一場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)役!”她有點(diǎn)生氣了，但是她還是盡量不表現(xiàn)出來。接著，她問道:“美國(guó)的第一任總統(tǒng)是誰?”
"No, it was a battle," the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States? "
這位學(xué)生想了好長(zhǎng)的一段時(shí)間，但還是一言不發(fā)。老師非常生氣，大聲喊道:“喬治·華盛頓!”學(xué)生站了起來，開始走回自己的座位。
The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted，"George Washington!" the student got up and began to walk towards his seat.
老師說:“回來!我沒叫你回去!”
"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn’t tell you're to go."
這位學(xué)生說:“哦，對(duì)不起!我以為你叫下一位學(xué)生呢!”
"Oh，I'sorry ," the student said，"I thought you called the next student."
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