幽默簡短英語小笑話閱讀
幽默簡短英語小笑話閱讀
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了簡短的幽默英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
簡短的幽默英語小笑話篇1
Failure in a Test
考試不及格
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
媽媽:這次測試你為什么得這么低的分?
Kid: Because of absence.
孩子:因為缺考。
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒去?
Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒來。
簡短的幽默英語小笑話篇2
A Half-price Ticket
半價票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。請讓我進去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”
簡短的幽默英語小笑話篇3
The Thinker
《思想者》
Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.
兩個男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.
“你猜他在想什么”其中一個問道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一個回答說。
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