有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語小笑話大全
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語小笑話大全
冷笑話不同于一般笑話,它以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制,能瞬間創(chuàng)造出一種特殊的氛圍。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語小笑話篇一
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時(shí)候聽到一個(gè)聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)映蚩诠阍僮咭徊?，就?huì)有一個(gè)磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個(gè)大磚塊就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續(xù)向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted;
那個(gè)聲音再次叫說：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停!站住不要?jiǎng)?，如果你再走一步，就?huì)有一輛汽車輾過你，你就會(huì)死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,
這名男子因?yàn)樵恢甘具^，所以就照著做，
just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時(shí)正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過轉(zhuǎn)角處，差一點(diǎn)撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問說：“你在哪里?你是誰?”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個(gè)聲音回答說：“我是你的守護(hù)天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問說：“喔，是嗎?那我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候：你死到哪里去了?”
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語小笑話篇二
A man was wandering around in a field ,
有名男子在田野里徘徊
thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
心里想著他的老婆對他有多么好，他多么幸運(yùn)擁有她。
He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
他問上帝：“你為什么要把她造得這么心地善良?”
The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."
主響應(yīng)說：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
“你為什么要把她造得這么貌美呢?”
"So you could love her,my son ."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
“你為什么要把她造成一個(gè)很會(huì)做飯菜的人呢?”
"So you could love her,my son."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會(huì)愛她呀。”
The man thought about this.
這名男子想了一下這件事。
Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her sostupid? "
然后他說:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你為什么把她造得這么笨?”
"So she could love you,my son."
“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會(huì)愛你呀。”
有關(guān)于小學(xué)英語小笑話篇三
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.
有兩名社會(huì)工作者在晚上的時(shí)候 走過市區(qū)的簡陋地方。
They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,
他們聽到從后巷傳來的求救呻吟聲和很小的哭喊聲。
they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.
他們發(fā)現(xiàn)有一個(gè)意識(shí)不清的人躺在血泊之中。
"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.
他在懇求說：“救救我吧，我被人行兇搶劫，還遭到惡意痛打一頓。”
The two social workers turned and walked away .
這兩名社會(huì)工作者轉(zhuǎn)身離去。
One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."
其中一位向她的同事說：“你知道吧，于下這擋事的火才真 的需要協(xié)助呀。”
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