正能量的幽默英語笑話大全
近年來在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上流行起一種新的語言現(xiàn)象——冷笑話。冷笑話是后現(xiàn)代主義思潮在語言中的一種反映形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了正能量的幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
正能量的幽默英語笑話篇一
Waste or Save
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
浪費還是節(jié)約
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢，是不是?
正能量的幽默英語笑話篇二
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensurehis survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-freeenvironment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him everyday.
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."
一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。
“你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要營養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”
在驅(qū)車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫(yī)生說了什么?”
“很遺憾，”妻子說，“你活不成了。”
正能量的幽默英語笑話篇三
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
“是的，寶貝”，她回答說，“你問這個干什么?”
"Because I've just bitten my tongue! "
“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”
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