短短的英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀
笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短的英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”
我曾祖父百歲的時(shí)侯，一位記者問他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父說:“事實(shí)上，我現(xiàn)在的活動(dòng)范圍要比一百年前大多了。”
短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"
飯店經(jīng)理報(bào)告說一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了，他不停地尖叫:“就在電話薄里，就在電話薄里。”
The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room，where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream，”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"
經(jīng)理找來(lái)偵探后，帶他進(jìn)入了那位客人的房間。原來(lái)，那位客人是在做夢(mèng)。“我做了個(gè)非常可怕的夢(mèng)，”那人醒后解釋說:“我夢(mèng)見收稅人想寄退給我一筆錢，但他們把我的地址給丟了.”
短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and model dishwasher did you're place?"He wrote:"Wife—Age 24".
我丈夫在我生日那天給我買了臺(tái)全自動(dòng)洗碗機(jī)。在填寫保修單葉，他看到里面有一項(xiàng)是:“你替換的舊洗碗機(jī)是哪年生產(chǎn)的，什么型號(hào)?”我丈夫?qū)懙?“妻子—24歲”。
短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "
當(dāng)一位飛機(jī)售票員也夠例霉的。一位婦女在向他抱怨飛機(jī)起飛得太晚，這位售票員真不知如何是好。那位婦女說:“年較人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都會(huì)比你們的飛機(jī)先到那兒。”
"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."
“好啊售票員平靜地說:“現(xiàn)在我們的飛機(jī)跑這正空著呢。”
短的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit，back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."
我們外州的朋友最近繼承了幾塊地產(chǎn)。不幸的是幾塊地產(chǎn)給他們的不是收入，而是稅款。我妻子邀請(qǐng)他們來(lái)玩的時(shí)候，他們說:“你知道我們是很樂意去的。但是，我們現(xiàn)在讓對(duì)產(chǎn)壓得哪兒也去不了了。”
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