有關(guān)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)大全爆笑
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)大全爆笑
冷笑話(huà)是近幾年才出現(xiàn)的新興語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，它以網(wǎng)絡(luò)為主要的傳播方式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇一
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒(méi)寫(xiě)地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來(lái)后,父親問(wèn)他:“你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?” “當(dāng)然”“你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)信封上沒(méi)有寫(xiě)地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當(dāng)然看見(jiàn)信封上什么也沒(méi)寫(xiě)”“那你為什么不拿回來(lái)呢?”
“我還以為你不寫(xiě)地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰(shuí)呢!”
有關(guān)爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇二
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘
老師：“John，動(dòng)詞ring的過(guò)去分詞是什么?”。
約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?
老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。
約翰：“我想我不知道”。
有關(guān)爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇三
an old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'
The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'
'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
一位耳聾并且總是嫌?xùn)|西太貴的老太太走進(jìn)一家商店。 她問(wèn)店員：“這東西要多少錢(qián)?”
“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”
老太太說(shuō)：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”
店員忙說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)十七美元，是七美元。”
“還是太貴，”老太太說(shuō)：“五美元，我就買(mǎi)啦。”
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