經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)短笑話摘抄大全
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)短笑話摘抄大全
笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)短笑話篇一
Visiting A Chicken Farm
參觀養(yǎng)雞場(chǎng)
One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.
老師帶學(xué)生到養(yǎng)雞場(chǎng)參觀，當(dāng)他們走近孵化器時(shí)，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.
“看見(jiàn)一個(gè)小生命從蛋殼里出來(lái)，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說(shuō)。
"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”
“是的，老師，”一個(gè)男學(xué)生說(shuō)，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進(jìn)蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了。”
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)短笑話篇二
in a second
A man goes to church and starts talking to God .He says:God what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny .Then the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second
一個(gè)男人去教堂和上帝對(duì)話，他問(wèn)一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)算什么，上帝說(shuō)算一便士，男人問(wèn)上帝那一百年對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)算什么，上帝說(shuō)算兩天，男人便問(wèn)呢可否給我一便士，上帝說(shuō)：請(qǐng)你等兩天。
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)短笑話篇三
new teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
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