笑話(huà)(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話(huà)我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。小編精心收集了爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇1

　　This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.

　　A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

　　B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

　　A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

　　B: Still no idea.

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇2

　　The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚(yú)網(wǎng)

　　你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇3

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。

　　媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇4

　　Who Is the Laziest?

　　Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom:I don't know,father.

　　Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom:Our teacher,father.

　　中文：

　　父親：哎,湯姆,今天我跟你們老師談過(guò),現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題.你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道,爸爸.

　　父親：啊,不對(duì),你知道!想想看,當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí),誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著,只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師,爸爸.

　　
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