英文小笑話短文閱讀
如果你是一個(gè)性格內(nèi)向的人，那你就來看笑話吧，時(shí)間長了，你就會是一個(gè)性格開朗的人。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英文小笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!
英文小笑話短文：死后重生Life After Death
Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. CopyRight yingyuzhijia.com
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you. 內(nèi)容來自 Yingyuzhijia.com
中文翻譯：
“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問他的一個(gè)員工。
“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說。
“哦，那么，這樣說來一切就很正常了，” 老板繼續(xù)說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來看你了。”
英文小笑話短文：兩只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. CopyRight yingyuzhijia.com
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。
“那時(shí)我在街對面的那家新餐館里，”它說。“那里太干凈了!廚房沒有一點(diǎn)污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個(gè)地方都在發(fā)光。”
“請不要在我吃東西的時(shí)候說這個(gè)好嗎?”另一只蟑螂不悅地說。
英文小笑話短文：電話號碼是什么
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is
like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?" CopyRight yingyuzhijia.com
在電話中交談
每個(gè)星期天牧師都會把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然后給他們講一個(gè)故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來了一臺電話機(jī)。 內(nèi)容來自 Yingyuzhijia.com
“你們和別人在電話里交談，并沒有看到電話線另一端的人，對嗎?”他開始問道。孩子們點(diǎn)頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見他，但是他正在聆聽你的心聲。”
就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)小男孩尖著嗓子問道：“那他的電話號碼是什么?”
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