短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話是一個相當熱門的話題,笑話到底是什么?人們找不到明確一致的解釋。本文是短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯：Who was the first man?
誰是第一個男人
A teacher said to her class:
Who was the first man?
George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.
How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?
I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.
有個老師問班上的學生：
誰是第一個男人?
喬治·華盛頓，一個小男孩當即叫道。
你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
小男孩說：因為他是戰(zhàn)時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。
這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。
那么，老師對他說，你認為誰是第一個男人呢?
我不知道他的名字，大點兒的男孩說，但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。
短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯：Goodbye, Money
On a trip to Disney World
in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."
迪斯尼之旅 弗羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。
當我們驅(qū)車離開時，兒子揮手說：“再見，美奇。”
女兒揮著手說，“再見，美妮。”
丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說道：“再見，美元。”
短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯：鬧鐘
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?”他的一個朋友問他.“那玩意兒厲害了,那是一個會說話的鐘”,學生回答.“這鐘怎么工作的”,他的朋友問.“看著,別眨眼了”,那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子,拼命地敲了一下,聲音震耳欲聾.突然,他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫,“別敲了,你這白癡!現(xiàn)在是凌晨兩點鐘了!”
短篇英文小笑話帶翻譯：老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛，寵愛) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”
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