有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話大全
有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話大全
冷笑話，即失敗笑話，是指笑話本身因?yàn)闊o聊、諧音字、翻譯、或省去主語、不同邏輯、斷語或特殊內(nèi)容等問題，或由于表演者語氣或表情等原因，導(dǎo)致一個(gè)笑話不能達(dá)到好笑的目的，較難引人發(fā)笑而成冷場。本文是有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話：模仿
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.
一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺得肚子痛。來，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，媽媽說，你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏?。吃點(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。
一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，他那聰明的兒子說，里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。
有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話：Son and Dad
Son: "Dad, you are available to you on Friday afternoon?"
Dad: "What ah?"
Son: "mini-school parents have to open the forum!"
Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"
Son: "It's only a class, you and I participate in!"
兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎?”
爸爸：“什么事啊?”
兒子：“學(xué)校要開微型家長座談會(huì)!”
爸爸：“什么叫微型家長座談會(huì)?”
兒子：“就是只有班主任，你和我參加!”
有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話：父親在哪兒?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫這些畫唄。”
有關(guān)于爆笑的英語冷笑話：A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
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