關于英文笑話故事帶翻譯
關于英文笑話故事帶翻譯
笑話一般不會長篇大論，滔滔而議， 也不會板起面孔說教、訓人。它會在快樂中讓人們領悟。學習啦小編整理了關于英文笑話故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關于英文笑話故事帶翻譯：Which Month Did He Go Away
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?
杰克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。于是便有好心的人教他說，下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心里數(shù)：一月、二月、……一直數(shù)到十二月為止，然后再直起身來。這樣，禮節(jié)就周全了。
第二天，杰克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。杰克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：我叔叔幾月走的?
關于英文笑話故事帶翻譯：老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛，寵愛) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”
“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”
關于英文笑話故事帶翻譯：誰愚蠢
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”
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