英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實基礎小編整理了英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語笑話帶翻譯：保全面子
vacationing in hawaii, my husband and i went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - when presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. as the people at the next table looked on in astonishment 'he said, "the food was delicious-but wait till you get your bill!"
在夏威夷度假時，一天晚上，丈夫和我去一家最好的飯店吃飯。當侍者拿來賬單結賬時，我丈夫把手伸進口袋掏錢包。但不知怎的，他失去了平衡，仰面摔倒了。在鄰桌的人還在驚訝地望著他的時候，他說：“飯菜味道是很美----但也要等結了賬再走呀。”
英語笑話帶翻譯：因為里面太黑沒看到
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
約翰尼：嗯，我想是因為里面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。
英語笑話帶翻譯：睡一起
能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
一個人給一家他計劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，
He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
它很干凈很有教養(yǎng)，
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years.
旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者墻上的畫。
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.
我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館
And, if your dog will vouch for you,
如果它為您擔保
you're welcome to stay here, too."
也歡迎您來。
英語笑話帶翻譯：為什么是S
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾經有只蝸牛，它對自己動作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來改變這種境況。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后，它決定買Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
去了最近的Datsun經銷店，去買Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車重新刷漆，改稱240-S。
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
經銷商問：“為什么是S呢?”
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.
蝸?；卮鹫f：“‘s’代表蝸牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
我想讓每一個看見我呼嘯而過的人知道是誰在開車。”
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
經銷商不想失去把汽車賣給蝸牛這樣一個機會，
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些許費用，把車重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蝸牛開著它的新車，把自己的余生都用在了快樂地高速行使在告訴公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
而不論何時任何人看見它飛馳而過的時候，都會說：“哦!看那S-car 。”
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