經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。學習啦分享經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯，僅供參考!
經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯：視力訓練
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數(shù)遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數(shù)。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六個兵外加一個中士，長官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長官。”
經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯：沒把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發(fā)。一天，正當麥爾斯理發(fā)時，經(jīng)理碰巧也進來理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發(fā)了。"
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時間長的。"
"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."
"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。"
"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."
"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我并沒有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"
經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯：干凈的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
喬和佛瑞德在一個村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你們想要點什么?柜臺后面的伺應問道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?
yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.
好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然后他轉過去跟柜臺后面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個干凈的杯子里!別忘了。
the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?
柜臺后面的侍應倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?
經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯：時間對我們倆來說都是金錢
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
當出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，
I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
我問司機：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. “
哦，這是一個普遍說法。
Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
在這個問題上，誰會在意那么多呢?”司機回答說。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在車已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數(shù)字還在跑。”我指著里程表說。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “
哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。
In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。
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