英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶中文翻譯集錦
近年來(lái),冷笑話(huà)作為一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。小編精心收集了英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶中文翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶中文翻譯：Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶中文翻譯：a neuropathy
Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...
有一個(gè)神經(jīng)病，不知道從哪里弄來(lái)了一把手槍?zhuān)咴谝粭l小黑胡同里。突然遇上一個(gè)年輕人，神經(jīng)病二話(huà)不說(shuō)將其按在地上用槍指著他的頭。問(wèn)道，一加一得幾。年輕人嚇壞了，沉思了很久。回答，等于二。神經(jīng)病毫不猶豫的打死了他。然后把搶拽在懷里，冰冷的說(shuō)了一句，你知道的太多了…
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶中文翻譯：聾子
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂(lè)學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問(wèn)其中一個(gè)男孩："音樂(lè)家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?"
"耳聾，"男孩答道。
"胡說(shuō)!"老師氣憤地說(shuō)。
"怎么了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂(lè)家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問(wèn)道。
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶中文翻譯：An American, a Japanese, a Chinese
An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."
一個(gè)美國(guó)人、一個(gè)日本人、一個(gè)中國(guó)人在叢林探險(xiǎn)。結(jié)果全被吃人部落抓去了?？刹柯淝蹰L(zhǎng)說(shuō)："我今天心情好，不吃你們，但你們都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你們可以有一個(gè)愿望實(shí)現(xiàn)。”先挨板子的是美國(guó)人。他說(shuō)："挨板子前，先給我屁股墊上1個(gè)坐墊。”墊罷，板子雨點(diǎn)般落下;先前70板還湊合，70板之后坐墊被打爛，然后就是板板見(jiàn)血……打完，美國(guó)老摸著屁股走了。日本人見(jiàn)狀后，要求10個(gè)床墊。1、2、3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，沒(méi)事;然后張著臭嘴對(duì)自己的模仿能力和再創(chuàng)造能力吹噓一番，并想坐一邊看中國(guó)人的好戲。中國(guó)人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地說(shuō)："來(lái)，把日本人給我墊上。”
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