有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事欣賞
我們要言談文雅,彬彬有禮,不可說(shuō)些不成體統(tǒng)的話,以免被人笑話。本文是有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：區(qū)別
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：抄襲
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell aboutthe time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. "This isn'tyour work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia. "You cann'tprove that!" the student sputtered. My friend amiled and show him the paper. Circled in redwas: "Also see article on communism."
我有個(gè)朋友在圣路易斯的華盛頓大學(xué)教歐洲歷史，他說(shuō)有一次他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一篇抄襲的學(xué)期論文。他把那個(gè)學(xué)生叫到了辦公室。“這不是你寫(xiě)的，”他說(shuō)，“有人幫你從百科全書(shū)上原封不動(dòng)地打印了下來(lái)。” “你沒(méi)有證據(jù)。”那學(xué)生氣急敗壞地說(shuō)。 我朋友笑了，他把論文拿給他看。用紅筆圈出來(lái)的是：“也可參閱共產(chǎn)主義一文。”
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：Get Ready!
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽-我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。” 兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：I'm not having it all cut off
沒(méi)把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊
Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this wasagainst the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was atthe barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut andsat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規(guī)定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。一天，正當(dāng)麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來(lái)理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經(jīng)理說(shuō)。"我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。"
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認(rèn)了。"可先生，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(zhǎng)的。"
"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
"不全都是吧，"經(jīng)理立刻說(shuō)，"有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(zhǎng)的。"
"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."
"對(duì)呀，先生，你說(shuō)得很對(duì)。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說(shuō)，"但我并沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。"
有關(guān)英語(yǔ)笑話小故事：Why Is He Howling.
他為什么喊
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
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